Track 16 – Touring Langport

The next day.

Aaron (narration):

We did our morning sweep of the boards and found a few simple requests I got my friends to work on while Yingli and I went for rehearsals.

Everything went well and the director let us go early. Yingli and I went to change into our costumes.

POV change to Yingli

Yingli (narration):

It’s the first time I am playing the role of a man, this chest binder made it hard to breathe. I will push through! I quickly got dressed and looked over to Aaron. He had finished a bit before me. 

Yingli:

Gasp

Aaron:

Hm? Seeing something you like?

Yingli:

You’re so gorgeous dressed up like this!

Aaron:

Of course, I’m gorgeous, hot stuff! Come, let me help you with your hair so we can start the request.

POV change to Aaron

Aaron (narration):

As soon as we stepped foot out of the theatre, we put on our act. I clung onto Yingli’s arm. The theatre manager also gave us some trippy meds to change our voices. Said to be imported from the Empire.

Aaron (in Shampoo’s voice):

Honey~♡ That was such a good show! You spoil me~♡

Yingli (in Ranma’s voice):

Anything for you, hot stuff!

Aaron:

Holy crap, she’s good.
Nyaow ~
Wo de ai ren ~ ♡

Yingli:

It’s gettin’ kind of loud here, let’s find a quieter spot for just us.

Tour guide (?):

Sorry, I couldn’t help but to hear you two are looking for somewhere private?

Yingli:

You know some places, yeah?

Tour guide (?):

I am a tour guide and I know just the place. Go to the Harbour district and you will see my associate with a green hat, he will bring you to a fancy couples place.

Aaron:

Tour guide, eh? Never fucking seen you in my life, buddy.

Hook. Line. And sinker.

Yingli:

Hell yeah! Now we’re talkin!

Aaron:

Oh? And where might that be? Hubby and I just came into town.

Tour guide(?):

Certainly, you just have to…

Aaron (narration):

This guy knows his way around town! I would have given the same directions.

Tour guide (?):

…And you can’t miss it!

Yingli: 

Sweet, thank you kindly! Here, have a few Mira for a bowl of noodles.

Aaron (narration):

We made it to the Harbour Districts and found the guy we’re looking for, he was already talking to another couple. Shit! We can’t blow our cover! Hot stuff’s not looking very happy either.

Tour guide B (?)

…And then you turn right.

Couple:

Thank you very much!

Tour guide B (?):

Not a problem! Now- oh? Another couple?

Yingli:

Hey! Your guy said you know a place my girl and I can be alone?

Tour guide (b):

Certainly! You just got to-

Aaron (narration):

Hmm? He is directing us to a dead end. We’re getting warm.

Tour guide B:

And you turn right!

Yingli:

Sweet!

Let’s go, hot stuff!

Aaron:

Teehee, can’t wait!!! ~ ♡

Aaron (narration):

We followed that shady tour guides directions and –

Yingli:

…! Eh? “Love Capsule”?

Aaron (narration):

I’ve never seen this building ever! Looks like a decked out storage container. What the fuck is going on?

Bell hop (?):

Ahh… welcome to our pop up love hotel! Oh! What a beautiful couple you two are! You know what? I’ll give you a discount of 90,000 mira for the stay, how about it?

Yingli:

Music to my ears!
We’re going to have so much fun!

Aaron:

Nyaow! Be nice to me, mmkay?

Aaron (narration):

We made our way into the hotel and tried to look for the couple that went in before us. At the very end of storage container we see two figures laying there. Yingli went to check for a pulse.

Yingli:

What a relief! They are alive. But what could have-

Aaron:

-!! Oh shit! Don’t breathe! Cover your mouth!

Aaron (narration):

I spotted a pipe in the corner letting in smoke. We tried our best to not breathe that shit in, but it was too late. We passed out.

Yingli:

Aaron–…