Track 26 – Mother in Law

Scene change to Bar Gambit

Aaron:

Ahhhh….!!! A cold drink after a day’s hard work fucking does it!!

Syd:

We were so worried for you guys when Heiyue lost your trail!

Aaron:

Hah! We would have made out fine!

Yingli:

Aaron:

Hey, are you okay?

Yingli:

I just realized I haven’t visited my mother since we returned.

Aaron:

If I were you, I would ditch her already.

Yingli:

She’s still a single woman with no familial support, I worry for her.

Aaron:

Sighing. We’ll go see her tomorrow before we do our rounds.

Yingli:

Thank you for understanding, Aaron.

Syd:

Already acting like a married couple with mother in law problems!

Aaron:

Shut it, you!

The next day

Scene change to Yingli’s home

Aaron (narration):

We went to see Yingli’s mother. Her place is a fucking mess and it stinks of tobacco and alcohol.

Yingli:

Mother, I’m home!

Ran:

About time you come home! Forgot about your poor mother after your debut?

Yingli:

It’s not that. I’ve been a little busy. Here is some mira.

Ran:

Let’s just say it as it is, you rather be with the glitz and glamour instead-

Aaron:

Hey, stop giving her a hard time!

Ran:

Oh, it’s you.

Aaron:

A hello would be nice.

Ran:

So Yingli has been with you this whole time. Should have known. You’re a bad influence on her, little brat!

Yingli:

Mother, stop!!

Ran:

How many times do I have to tell you not to be friends with competition?
… Unless… You’re dumping his ass as soon as you sucked him dry? Remember to use some of the techniques I taught you! Make sure you are sleeping with someone with more status next time, like a producer or director!

Yingli:

Mother!! Aaron and I aren’t like that!!

Aaron:

You’re saying some fucked up shit to your own daughter!

Voice:

Haaah? What’s up with the noise?

Aaron (narration):

Holy shit. A dirty old man came out of Yingli’s room. What the fuck!

Ran:

It’s just my daughter!
Ohhh!! ~ You’ve seen her debut, right?
She’s going to be more famous than that no-talent Aaron Wei!!

Aaron:

I’m right here, you hag!

Ran:

Oh! Yingli dear, this is my client, hope you don’t mind letting us borrow your room? And do you mind signing an autograph for him?

Client:

You’re the Graceful Flower! Your haunting beauty is even more pronounced in person.

Yingli:

Th-thank you, sir.

Client:

How about it? I’ll take care of you and your mother?

Aaron:

Hey, creep, why don’t go perv somewhere else? Don’t make me break your teeth!

Client:

Oh? Hey! You’re Aaron Wei, aren’t you? You’re quite the looker too, women’s clothing really suits you. How about I make all of you my lovers?

Aaron:

Fuck the hell off, old man!

Yingli:

…We should let you get to work, mother.

Scene change to Eastern Quarter

Yingli:

I am so sorry you had to see all that. I just wanted to see how she was doing and drop some Mira off.

Aaron:

You have the patience of Aidios with that woman. Anyway, let’s do our sweep.

Yingli:

Aaron:

What’s up? Is it something I said?

Yingli:

You were the one being patient with me and my mother. You’re so understanding and considerate of my situation. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Aaron:

Don’t say silly things now. Let’s go check the board.

Yingli:

Even if you won’t admit it, you’re a very kind person, Aaron.